no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we're making bets on your personal life
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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