scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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