I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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