let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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