i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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