Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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