HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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