To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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