I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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