So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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