Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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