Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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