No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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