Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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