? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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