take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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