Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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