do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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