I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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