The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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