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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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