Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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