come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
tell me about the eggs
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