if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Actions speak louder than pants.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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