it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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