He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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