Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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