do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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