break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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