hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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