Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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