i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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