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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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