He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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