I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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