What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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