No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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