Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The beer is more important than you right now.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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