the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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