i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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