walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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