But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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