We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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