it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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