So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
