The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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