Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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