You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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