Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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