So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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