there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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