check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I died a long time ago.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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