She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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