Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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