its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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